Narrator: Two drunken men are sitting in the local pub, debating about who should get the last glass of beer. The bar man is watching with great interest.
Drunken Man 1: I’ve milked a whole three-and-a-half dozen cows working for a farmer today, I’ve worked hard, so I should get the beer. (Reaching for the beer)
Drunken Man 2: Not so fast, Jimmy. (Pushing his hand away)I ran 8 miles in a sponsored today, so I should get the beer.
Jimmy: (Sighs)Yes, but I cleared a massive field of dung.
Drunken Man 2: Well I (jabs a finger into his chest) worked in a charity shop for 3 hours!
Jimmy: Yes, but I worked for a third of the day with no coffee breaks! Beat that, Tom!
Narrator: The bar man’s eyes are flickering between the men like watching a tennis rally.
Tom: OK, I will! After work, instead of putting my feet up, I had to make dinner for my family of 5!
Bar man: OK, OK, OK! (Holds up his hand to silence them) I think I have the perfect solution. (He drinks the glass) Here’s your refund, gentlemen.
Narrator: The pub explodes with laughter due to the expression on Jimmy and Toms’ faces.
Bar man: Never mind, ’ow about these pints o’ ale then?